person: [about to shoot me]
me: wait wait hold on a sec
person: NO I'M GONNA KILL YOU
me: I KNOW BRUH ok just hold on [grabs phone] just gimme one sec okay okay okay [looks through music, presses play]
person: is this.... mmm whatcha say?
me: shoot me now. i'm ready. i'm at peace.
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